…who has stacked the firewood and has breakfast waiting for you.
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…who says you’ve got about 20 minutes before the park ranger comes around again…unless he wants to join the two of you.
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…who is here to read for the part of Furry Werewolf Boyfriend #1.
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…who wants you to throw more water on…well, whatever you want.
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…who washed ashore from a shipwreck and now needs a place to stay for the night.
…who hates the long hours of posing absolutely still in the museum…but hey, it’s good pay.
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…who will be music to your ears.
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…who says you don’t need any towels–or swimsuits–at this private beach.
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„,who is about to break out singing “Tiny Bubbles” any second now.
…who hasn’t quite located the camera on his new iPad.
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