…who smokes a pipe.
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…who gives in to the moment.
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…who has something in his pants you’ll want to see.
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…who takes his buddy for a ride.
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…who can tell stories with his skin.
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…who says you can ride on the handlebars if you want.
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…who is here to audition for the role of Scruffy Pup #1.
…who’s not sure about attempting *that*…but it sounds intriguing.
…who knows how to wear a wet jockstrap. Grrr…
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…who wants to take you to the downstairs area of the club, where the two of you won’t be interrupted…unless you want interruptions.