…who is driving you to his cabin in the woods for a long weekend.
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…who controls the zapper wired to your you-know-what.
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…who can perfect that one-eyebrow-raised look.
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…who can help fill your bad boy quota for the day.
…who is waiting for the postman.
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…who has a sudden craving for Newtons…or oranges…or whatever.
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…who loves ‘Laundry Day’.
…who is ready to model for that Greek-god-set-in-SoHo story that you’ve been working on.
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…who enjoys a good cigar in the great outdoors.
…who awaits your command (and some punk music, too).
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