…who has only ‘dirty’ things in mind.
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…who enjoys a little “let’s pretend” time with friends.
…who takes the time to read a good book.
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…who will dazzle you with his INCREDIBLE FLEXING POWERS. (You know, because he is INCREDIBLE FLEXING MAN!)
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…who’s breaking out those cable knit sweaters early this year.
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…who has some special cargo that just arrived for you.
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…who wants to show you how much he appreciates today’s softball game.
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…who dropped some pancake batter you-know-where, so you’ll have to help lick it up.
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…who has a place where you can sit…right…here.
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…who has something he wants to show you in his car over there.